Joe has begun
A serious and likely lengthy operation
Against loose-cannon Middle East militias
That have become more than a mere distraction
Regarding an equally important international matter
The expectation is that Swifty
Will be able to get
From Japan to Los Vegas
In time for a Super Bowl whisky
And maybe a Kansas City victory
Although the intellectually deep MAGA crowd
Has come upon a deep conspiracy
Involving Swifty, the Super Bowl, endorsements
That could change the course of history
The reasoning and evidence are much too murky
to discuss through poetry
Calculus and quadradic equations
might be more appropriate tools
to dissect the mystery
A serious and likely lengthy operation
Against loose-cannon Middle East militias
That have become more than a mere distraction
Regarding an equally important international matter
The expectation is that Swifty
Will be able to get
From Japan to Los Vegas
In time for a Super Bowl whisky
And maybe a Kansas City victory
Although the intellectually deep MAGA crowd
Has come upon a deep conspiracy
Involving Swifty, the Super Bowl, endorsements
That could change the course of history
The reasoning and evidence are much too murky
to discuss through poetry
Calculus and quadradic equations
might be more appropriate tools
to dissect the mystery
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