PAINFUL

 

Early evening:
Done viewing the very early returns
Watching CNN and MSNBC
Is akin to being spectators
To a particularly painful colonoscopy
 
Best to check back later
After real counts are in
And forego John King’s meandering
Through the numerical din
 
Later:
Looks like the Orange Huckster
Has won as expected
But he’s plenty peeved at Nikki
Who has not yet exited
 
Having her around for awhile
Might be good for the nation
Maybe it will speed up
The Huckster's mental deterioration