MISSING IN ACTION

 

Two figures were largely missing
From the government closure kerfuffle
Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene
The two MAGA ladies striving
To be the right-wing queen
 
Ms. Boebert’s absence
Is understandable
She was probably busy
Groping the unmentionable
 
Marjorie’s absence
Was more professionally related
As an ally of Kevin
But also as a far-right MAGA
She was in the uncomfortable middle of
The power struggle saga