LATE NIGHT TO THE RESCUE

 

Colbert, Fallon, Kimmel
And also Seth
Back on TV tonight
Maybe they will return the world
To what is right
 
Meanwhile, the Orange Huckster
Put on a show in a New York jurisdiction
Where he’s being civilly tried
For property values inflation
 
He attacked the judge
The New York Attorney General
The federal Department of Justice
With rage that was primeval
 
And meanwhile again
Matt Gaetz
Has charged into action
Filing a motion to vacate
Kevin’s House Speaker occupation