HOGS AT THE FAIR

 

Look at all them fat hogs
Must be the Iowa State Fair
No, it’s a gathering
Of Republican presidential wannabes
Including the one with the fake orange hair
 
Meanwhile,
Alabama Senator Tommy Tuberville
Who’s holding up military promotions
Turns out not to be a resident of Alabama
But resides on a beach in Florida
 
So, Florida has three Senators
And Alabama only one?
Welcome to the world
Of Republicans having Constitutional fun