MOST SECURE ELECTION EVER

 

Prior to the 2020 election
The Orange Hoax praised election security
But as the election approached
And evidence mounted of unfavorable expectations
He reversed course to lay the groundwork
For massive fraud allegations
 
Meanwhile,
Nude photos of Hunter Biden
Have Marjorie Taylor Greene
All in a lather
Calm down, Marjorie, you’re no longer nineteen