IS BARBIE WOKE?

 

Get on the case, Ron DeSantis and company
Time for anti-woke Republicans
To investigate a major cultural threat
No, it’s not critical race theory
Or anything transgendery
It’s the Barbie pink airplane playset
 
Talk about brainwashing
Every manly man knows
Jets should be camouflaged
Not a girly pinkish rose
 
Just another attack
On masculinity
Another attempt to destroy
Male dignity