THANKS TO THE ALMIGHTY

 

Thank you for sparing the Orange Hoax
Who was hold up in Mar-a-Lago
As Ian roared ashore
For its devastating show
 
The Hoax was very brave
To frontally face nature’s invasion
Oh, and he also temporarily avoided
A legal deposition

JUDGE SHELTERS THE HOAX

 

The Orange Hoax’s judge
Aileen Cannon, the Honorable
Rendered the Special Master’s job
Virtually impossible
 
On Thursday she picked apart
The Special Master’s approach
To accomplish the task
Of investigating the Hoax
 
In law school she must have missed
The class on judicial responsibilities
And how judges are supposed to be
Impartial authorities

CAT 4

What can put Ukraine, Putin, politics,
MAGAs, conspiracy drivel, and the Orange Hoax
Off the front page?
A Cat 4 hurricane
Roaring onto the stage

LOOSE CANNON

 

Putin is a loose cannon
Nothing’s going right
He’s stepped into deep do-do
And threatens a nuclear strike
 
A wounded egomaniac
Is a real danger
Unfortunately, America has its own
Narcissistic dead-ender

RUSSIAN EMIGRANTS AND RON

 

Russia is depopulating
As potential conscripts head for the door
Maybe Ron DeSantis
Can guide them to a New England shore
 
Hey Ron, how many laws
Did you break
With your little prank
that caused many a headache?

PUTIN NEEDS MERCENARIES

 

His own countrymen don’t want to fight
His war of genocide
Thus Putin could use some mercenaries
To turn the tide
 
So if you desire a little adventure
And have no moral scruples
Head over to Moscow
And earn yourself some rubles

RIGHTS VS RESPONSIBILITIES

 

Many citizens are quick
To identify their rights
From the right to bear arms
To the right to utter absurdities
To the right to scarf lucky charms
 
But what isn’t heard much about
Are the responsibilities of citizenship
And toward our fellow citizens
Indeed, admitting to responsibilities
Often results in a label of wimp

THE HOAX HAD A BAD WEEK

 

Bad week for the Orange Hoax
Loss in the 11th Circuit
Major lawsuit by the AG of New York
But not to worry
2024 will be a lark
 
MAGAs are looking to get even
For the way they and the Hoax
Have been dissed and mistreated
No one much likes either of them
So they’re really irritated
 
In the upcoming November elections
Much will be revealed
Will MAGAs emerge strong
Or will their hides be peeled?

HIS MENTAL WORLD

 

In his mental world the Orange Hoax
Declassifies documents instantly
Always speaks truthfully
Wins a second term for the Presidency
Files his taxes accurately
Has an outstanding score intellectually
Interacts with females only platonically
Is beloved by the majority
And is not deluded by fantasy

RUSSIA MOBILIZES, MEANWHILE

 

Putin’s calling up the reserves
Many Russians appear upset
But enough to rebel?
Remember, Russia doesn’t tolerate dissent
 
Meanwhile, the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals
Has ruled for the DOJ
In its attempt to escape the shackles
Of Judge Cannon’s judicial overplay

PUT UP OR SHUT UP

 

In his first action
As the Trump-nominated Special Master
Judge Dearie demanded evidence
On the declassification matter
 
Otherwise, he considers the documents
Classified per mark
Now let’s get underway
This ain’t no walk in the park

WANNABE SENATOR VANCE

 

The Orange Hoax says J.D. Vance
Kissed the Hoax’s rear protuberance
Which JD apparently did
With great exuberance
 
Just what Ohio needs
A MAGA butt kisser
To represent the state
As a U.S. Senator

WHO WAS THE WORST?

 

George Washington
Was President first
Of the total of 46

Who was the worst?
If you say the Orange Carnage
You wouldn’t be far off course
 
He rode the dark channels
Of the nation’s psyche
Into the Presidency
And responsibilities beyond his competency
 
His leadership skills were nonexistent
He governed really ineptly
He insisted that subordinates
Follow him blindly
And give him unconditional loyalty
 
When defeated for a second term
He refused to concede
To assuage his injured ego
He encouraged a mob to intercede

EXPRESSING THANKS

 

Texas, Florida, and Arizona
Are generously sending migrants elsewhere
What should the three states be given
To acknowledge such loving care?
 
Other states might consider
Paroling their incarcerated south
To pursue rehabilitation
In a pleasant environment that is often
A vacation destination

NEED AN EMPLOYEE?

Governors DeSantis, Abbott, and Ducey
Are trying to alleviate
The nationwide need for workers
The Govs should be thanked by
The many struggling employers
 
So if your business is floundering
Because of lack of help
And you’re getting desperate
Give the Govs a yelp
 
A bus or plane load of migrants
Will soon be coming your way
To expand your workforce
And save the day 

THE HYPERBOLIC ORANGE HOAX

 

“Nobody’s seen anything like this”
And similar hyperbole
Are favorite expressions of
The former White House resident
Who’s again a Presidential Wannabe
 
Such hyperbole is appropriate, however
To describe one unpleasant condition
Which was the Wannabe President’s prior
Chaotic Administration

RAIL STRIKE

The Orange Hoax, MAGA, insurrection
Covid, Ukraine, inflation
Need some more chaos?
Well, how about a rail strike
To throw the economy for a loss?

DOES RUSSIA HAVE A SOUL?

 

Does the Russian nation
Have a soul?
Or is Comrade Putin
In complete control?
 
Some recent events suggest
Russia is not a monolith
But it’s probably too early to predict
A major internal rift
 
Still it would be outstanding
If Putin ended up in jail
Or ridden out of town
On a painful rail

SNEAKING INTO DC

 

The Orange Hoax was spotted in DC
Business he says was why
But speculation is rampant
In any case, what he says
Is usually a lie
 
Meanwhile, Judge Cannon
Is likely regretting the mess
She created in trying to accommodate
The desires of the Orange Abscess

BOOK BANNING

 

Let’s ban some books
MAGA crowds chant
They’re not MAGAs you say
Then why do they rant?
 
MAGAs are present-day contrarians
Successors to the ‘60s counter culture
Only unlike the MAGAs
The ‘60s crowd had
An iota of intelligence
And a wee bit of competence

SPECIAL MASTER CONTINUED

 

This Special Master thing
Is getting much too complex
Few can discern
What happens next
 
Will Judge Cannon
Amend her weird instruction
That the DOJ cannot
Look at documents with a classification?
 
Who will she select
As the Special Master
A DOJ nominee
Or an Orange Hoax disaster?
 
And how about the time limit
Will the action be over soon
Or will we still be involved
At the next August moon?

MODERN WORLD INCOMPETENT

 

Are you among the few
Who don’t have a clue
As to how to tap your phone
To make it do?
 
Some folks were raised
In the tangible era
They know buttons and switches
Not waving at the air
 
Unfortunately, the world
Can’t cease “improving”
The next step is verbal
Human-machine communing

DOJ CHALLENGES JUDGE

 

DOJ is appealing
Judge Cannon’s invitation to chaos
The Judge backed the Hoax’s effort
To throw justice under the bus
 
If the matter gets to
The Hoax’s Supreme Court
How successful might the appeal be?
Don’t count on an unbiased result
From Alito, Thomas, and company

SPECIAL MASTER ON THE WAY?

 

Wonder how the Hoax’s team
And the DOJ
Are coming with the recommendation
For a Special Master by Friday?
 
Maybe the DOJ
Is going to appeal
The weird ruling by the MAGA judge
That treated the Hoax’s request as real

THE HOAX’S REP

 

Judge Cannon has expressed concern about
The reputation of the Orange One
No need to worry, Judge
His rep is as fixed as the sun
 
The Hoax actually has two reps
For his worshippers
He’s the greatest thing since sliced bread
To most others
He’s an autocratic narcissistic buffoon
Who’s in way over his head
 
A Special Master’s actions
Are extremely unlikely
To alter either rep
Not even slightly

YOUR "ESCUTCHEON" OK?

 

Thanks, Judge Cannon
For prolonging the drama
Keeping the Hoax front and center
For a bit longer
 
On page ten of her ruling
The judge expressed concern
About the Hoax’s “escutcheon”
Which might be blotted
Without the Special Master option
 
But his “escutcheon” might already
Be blotted beyond repair
Let’s check with Melania
Who has probably seen it bare

RANTING AND WHINING

 

In Pennsylvania on Saturday
In a two-hour tirade
Dripping with venom and vitriol
The Orange Crybaby dumped
On one and all
 
Joe Biden, Mark Zuckerberg
The FBI, the DOJ
Democrats in general
All were in play
 
If the next President is determined
By who rants and whines the best
Then the Orange Crybaby is
Head and shoulders above all the rest

ELECTRIC CORD OF LIBERTY

 

In his “prebuttal” to
President Biden’s Sept 1 oratory
Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy
Spoke of the “Electric Cord of Liberty”
 
Pardon my French
But what the hell is that?
Makes one think of a cord
Chewed through by a now-fried cat

TEAM MAGA BENEFITS

 

The Orange Hoax says
He’s financially supporting insurrectionists
Where does one sign up
For these Team MAGA benefits
From the Orange Philanthropist?

JOE AND KEVIN

 

Joe and Kevin spoke to the nation
Kevin went first with a boring lecture
Misrepresenting the Orange Hoax’s
Legacy of failure
 
Then Joe went to work
With a frontal assault
On the Orange Hoax
And his MAGA cohort
 
In the long term Joe’s strategy
Of separating MAGAs from the GOP
Might result initially in Dems on top
Until Republicans can clean house
And return to the conservative shop