THE HOAX’S REP

 

Judge Cannon has expressed concern about
The reputation of the Orange One
No need to worry, Judge
His rep is as fixed as the sun
 
The Hoax actually has two reps
For his worshippers
He’s the greatest thing since sliced bread
To most others
He’s an autocratic narcissistic buffoon
Who’s in way over his head
 
A Special Master’s actions
Are extremely unlikely
To alter either rep
Not even slightly