YOUNGKIN ACOLYTES

 

Went to a medical lab
To get blood testing
Everyone was masked
And not complaining
 
Then in walked two unmasked
An elderly lady and a younger helper
They were asked to mask up by
The technician behind the counter
 
The younger lady screeched
“Youngkin says no masks”
The technician explained
Youngkin was only referring to schools
And not medical tasks
 
Reluctantly the ladies
Masked up a bit
But left uncovered their noses
Perhaps as a way of saying
“I’m a free American, cool it”