CRYPTO ORGY

 

Matt Damon was once
Jason Bourne
Now he’s peddling
Crypto porn
 

Meanwhile
Non-fungible tokens
Have become a craze
Leaving rational people
In a daze
 
This crypto thing
Is getting out of hand
Maybe it’s time
To join the band
 
If the loonies are right
And there’s free money out there
Don’t wanna miss out
So get outta your chair
 
Buy a blockchain
Or whatever is necessary
Join the cognoscenti
In the crypto orgy