BLACK-HEARTED EVIL WOMAN

 

Lauren Boebert
Will not be restrained
She insists her sister Congresswoman
Needs to be shamed
 
Black-hearted evil woman
Is Boebert’s phrase
Characterizing Representative Omar
As the political storms blaze
 
Meanwhile Kevin McCarthy
Just stands aside
Afraid of offending
The Orange Hoax’s tribe

SPENDING AND DEBT

 

Government running out of money
Debt ceiling approaching
The usual year-end chaos
Thanks to political maneuvering
 
Are quibbling, quarreling, inept politicians
Reflections of our society
Or just the price we must pay
For living in a democracy?

WHERE’S THE ORANGE HOAX?

 

This weekend the Orange Hoax
has not been much in the news
Adjusting to the lack of chaos
Has given many the blues
On the other hand
It’s been nice to restfully snooze

COLLEGE FOOTBALL WELCOMES OMICRON

 

Michigan upset Ohio State
Thousands were in the stadium
Not a mask in sight
Just raucous pandemonium
 
The new covid variant
From South Africa
Was flying overhead
Like a hungry tarantula
 
Similarly Auburn and Alabama
Wisconsin and Minnesota
Georgia Tech and Georgia
Virginia Tech and Virginia
All offered a feast
For the viral beast

WITCHES OF WASHINGTON

 

The Dems have the Squad
So not to be outdone
Republicans have produced
The Witches of Washington
 
Led my Lauren Boebert
And Marjorie Taylor Greene
The Witches of Washington
Are capturing the scene
 
A target at the moment
Is House Speaker McCarthy
A deer in the headlights
For the Witches and their posse

THANKSGIVING

 

In honor of Thanksgiving
Let’s take a break
From politicking
 
Oh what the heck, let’s not
Politicking is fun
Particularly when your target is
The Orange Hoax and Don Jr the prodigal son

THE SOVIETIZATION OF AMERICA

 

The comrades of the TRump party
Are determined to Sovietize the nation
Anyone lacking their group think
Must undergo political indoctrination
 
Matt Gaetz, Lauren Boebert
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Will oversee the process
Of turning you into
A robotic mental mess

COURT CASES AS POLITICAL THEATER

 

Court cases have recently become
Entertainment for the masses
And also battle grounds
For political jackasses
 
Self-defense as

A legal justification
Is becoming dependent
On political affiliation
Of the victim, the actor,
The observer, and the commentator

NEW YORK GOVERNORS

 

Governor Cuomo of New York
Is a sexual harasser
So concludes an investigation
Leaving his legacy a disaster
 
What is it with
New York Governors?
Two decades ago
There was Giuliani
Who after a moment of glory
Ended up a TRump groupie

COMPETITION FOR THE HOAX

 

Governor Ron DeSantis in Florida
Has become a matter of concern
For the Orange Hoax
And his possible White House return
 
The Hoax senses a rival
To be countered aggressively
By whatever means that
He views as necessary
 
Another developing rival
Is New Jersey’s Chris Christie
Someone not likely to enter the fray
Is Ted Cruz the Texan
Who fell to the Big Bird of prey

GUNS FOR ALL

 

A lesson from the Wisconsin case
Is all citizens need to be armed
You never know when a mob
Will seek to do you harm
 
Open carry is preferable
A monster gun is best
One that can devastate a city block
Will put your mind at rest
 
The nation’s Founding Fathers
Surely envisioned this
When they put the Second Amendment
On the Bill of Rights’ list

PARENTS AND SCHOOLS

 

Terry McAuliffe lost the Governor’s race
By saying parents shouldn’t be telling schools
What they should teach
implying the absence of parental mental tools
 
But he was partly right
More than a few Dads and Moms
Are in over their heads
On any subject beyond senior proms

TED AND BIG BIRD

 

Ted Cruz is certainly cowered
By the Orange Outrage
But Big Bird is another story
Ted wants the bird caged
 
Ted, you might want to reconsider
Can’t be too careful
Big Bird, after all
Is at least your intellectual equal
 
And by the way, Ted
Your accusation that Liz Cheney
has Trump Derangement Syndrome
Falls flat coming from someone inside
The Trump Infatuation Dome

LET’S GO tRUMP

 

To many adolescent Republicans
(Which describes much of the party)
The phrase “Let’s Go Brandon”
Is hilariously funny
 
Let’s do some bipartisanship
And suggest a few “Let’s Gos” for the Hoax
Who the adolescent Republicans worship
 
Let’s Go TRump
Let’s Go Orange Lump
Let’s Go Monkey’s Rump
Let’s Go Mar-a-Lago Chump
Let’s Go Human Sump
Let’s Go Mental Slump
Let’s Go Tiny Jump
Let’s Go Large Dump
Let’s Go Can't Hump

KEVIN AND GOSAR THE AVATAR

 

Kevin McCarthy defends
Whack-job Gosar the Avatar
Kevin does not think the Arizonian
Took his Avatar too far
 
Whack-job himself
Doesn’t appear perturbed
But then his own siblings
Think he’s a weird bird

BIFURCATION NATION?

 

Much to the distress
Of TRrump Republicans
Some Republican Americans
Attended the Infrastructure signing
As if this was one nation
And not a threatened bifurcation

KAMALA AND JOE

 

Between Kamala and Joe
Is there tension?
Or are certain media folks
Merely stirring up dissension?
 
Kamala just had
A great trip to France
Maybe the media trolls
Should ease up with their rants

SENATOR HAWLEY WHIMPERS

 

I’m an American man
Senator Josh Hawley says
American men need fixing
Speak for yourself Josh
You’re the one whimpering

INDICTMENT FOR STEVE

 

Merrick Garland comes through
Steve Bannon receives an indictment
Dems and the media can barely
Contain their excitement
 
A more deserving recipient
Could hardly be found
Unless it’s the Hoax himself
Will his turn come ‘round?

JUDGE DISSES ORANGE HOAX

 

“Presidents are not kings
And Plaintiff is not President”
So stated a Federal District Judge
About the former White House resident
 
Will the Appellate Court agree?
And then the Supremes?
And how long will this take?
As the Orange Hoax preens and screams

CLOWN SHOW GETS NEW MEMBER

 

Dems have their squad
Of far-left loons
Republicans have their clown show
Of far-right goons
 
Joining the Republican clown show
Is Arizona Congressman Gosar
Who created a video showing himself
As a murderous avatar

PRESIDENTIAL FLATULENCE

 

Joe Biden allegedly
Cut one in the presence
Of the Duchess of Cornwall
Who can’t stop talking
About the presidential flatulence
 
Ease up, Duchy
You can’t tell me
Prince Charles your spouse
Has never passed gas
Maybe claiming it was a mouse

SUBPOENAS AND THE CLOCK

 

Will waiting out the clock
Regarding the Jan 6 subpoena situation
Keep witnesses from having to participate
Thus making a success of procrastination?
 
If Merrick Garland is gonna act
He better not wait too long
Else Steve Insurrectionist Bannon
Will be singing the can’t catch me song

FRAUDULENT ELECTION TEST

 

Sorta odd
That election in Virginia
It did not produce
Election fraud hysteria
 
So if Republicans win
The election is okay
But if Dems win
There is most certainly foul play?

FINALLY

 

A little late for McAuliffe
But at long last
The Infrastructure bill
Dems did finally pass
 
Will they get more?
The betting here is not much
The gap between the moderates
And progressives is such
That bringing them together
Will require much more
Than a soft touch

ELECTION INTEGRITY

 

Governor-Elect Glenn Youngkin
Is hot on election integrity
So much so his underage son
Tested election security
 
Junior wasn’t able to vote
As security was pretty tight
Thus demonstrating to Dad
That integrity was about right
 
Next target for Junior could be
Critical race theory
Maybe he’ll catch a teacher
Acknowledging the nation’s complex history

FOUR POLITICAL PARTIES

 

America now has
Four major political parties
Moderate Democrats
Moderate Republicans (the smallest)
Whack job Democrats
Orange Hoax-worshipping Republicans
 
Can the moderates hold
As the fringes rampage?
Let’s hope that’s the case
So we can eventually exit
This political dark age

IGNORE THE ORANGE HOAX

 

Dems thought
They were on top
Then came Virginia
And a massive belly flop
 
Focusing on the Orange Hoax
Did not produce victory
Maybe Dems should learn from Youngkin
And ignore the Hoax in his misery
 
Act like he’s not there
Concentrate on issues
Treat him like the dowdy uncle
Who is ignored at family barbecues

DEMS BLOW IT

 

It began with
The Afghanistan debacle
Accelerated with
The budget muddle
Culminated with
The parent-school kerfuffle
 
Dems managed to snatch
Defeat from the jaws of victory
Thus adding a new chapter
To their stumbling history

UNCERTAINTY IN THE OLD DOMINION

 

The Virginia race may turn
On the power of local whackos
The ones who scream and yell
At school boards and liberal TV shows
 
McAuliffe brought in surrogates
Unfortunately they were Democrats
Who since the Afghanistan debacle
Have been losing the public’s confidence
 
As inept as he was
Youngkin was largely his own man
Relying on little overt help
From an out-of-state caravan
 
So down to the wire it is
No predictions here
Other than we’ll all
Need a strong beer