A lost provision
Of the U.S. Constitution
Has recently been discovered
And it is no illusion
It was inadvertently omitted
From the first printed edition
Article II, Section 1
Has a final paragraph:
“If after a Presidential election
In which the incumbent President is defeated,
But he thinks he actually won
Then he shall be reinstated
If necessary at the point of a gun”
So that settles the matter
The Odious Orange Outrage
Is entitled to reinstatement
And return to the White House stage
Of the U.S. Constitution
Has recently been discovered
And it is no illusion
It was inadvertently omitted
From the first printed edition
Article II, Section 1
Has a final paragraph:
“If after a Presidential election
In which the incumbent President is defeated,
But he thinks he actually won
Then he shall be reinstated
If necessary at the point of a gun”
So that settles the matter
The Odious Orange Outrage
Is entitled to reinstatement
And return to the White House stage
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