A federal judge has said
An AR-15 is like
A Swiss Army knife
Yeah, that sounds right
Just like an AR-15
A Swiss Army knife
Is a weapon for mass murder
The corkscrew alone has brought
Death to an unknown number
And the can-opener?
Don’t get me started
That’s one lethal tool
Ask the love ones of
The thousands departed
The scissors may be tiny
But they can sever an artery quickly
And as for the tweezers
They rip out eyebrows nicely
So if you want to commit mayhem
Leave your AR-15 at home
Grab your Swiss Army knife
And hack off a bone
An AR-15 is like
A Swiss Army knife
Yeah, that sounds right
Just like an AR-15
A Swiss Army knife
Is a weapon for mass murder
The corkscrew alone has brought
Death to an unknown number
And the can-opener?
Don’t get me started
That’s one lethal tool
Ask the love ones of
The thousands departed
The scissors may be tiny
But they can sever an artery quickly
And as for the tweezers
They rip out eyebrows nicely
So if you want to commit mayhem
Leave your AR-15 at home
Grab your Swiss Army knife
And hack off a bone
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