Monday, May 31, 2021

GUN VIOLENCE

 

As California Governor Newsome asked
“What the hell is wrong with us?”
How did the nation become
The only one worldwide
With a gun infatuation
 
Background checks, licenses
Assault rifle bans
Americans need to get serious about
Keeping weapons of mass destruction
Out of the wrong hands

Sunday, May 30, 2021

MISTER

(For Memorial Day, a WWII-era poem)
 
So you’re tired working, Mister, and
     you think you’ll rest a bit
You’ve been working pretty steady
     and you’re tired and sick of it
You think the war is ending, so
     you’re slowing down the pace
But I want to tell you, Mister, that
     just ain’t the case
 
What would you think, Mister, if we
     quit because we’re tired to?
We’re flesh and blood and human
     and just the same as you
Did you ever dig a foxhole and
     climb down inside
And wish it went to China, so you’d
     have some place to hide—
While Motor Buzzards packed with guns
     were circling overhead
And filling the ground around you
     with hot exploding lead?
 
Did you ever dig out, Mister, from
     slime and mud and dirt
And feel yourself all over to see
     where you were hurt
And find you could not move
     though you were not hurt at all
And feel so darned relieved that
     you sat there and bawled?
 
Were you ever hungry, Mister, not
     that kind that gluts
But the groaning cutting hunger
     that bites inside your guts?
It’s a homesick hunger, Mister, that
     slips around inside
It’s got you in its clutches and
    there ain’t no place to hide
 
Were you ever dirty, Mister, not
     the wilty collar kind
But the oozy, slimy, mussy dirt
     and gritty kind that grinds?
Did you ever mind the heat, Mister
     not the kind that makes you sweat
But the kind that drives you crazy
     even after the sun has set
 
Were you ever weary, Mister, I
     mean dog tired, you know
Where your feet ain’t got no feeling
     and your legs don’t want to go?
But we keep on going, Mister, you
     bet your life we do
And let me tell you, Mister, we expect
     the same of you 

Saturday, May 29, 2021

TAKING A BREATHER


 

Congressional Republicans could use
The week-long Memorial Day Recess
To acquire some maturity
And maybe reject the Orange Pest
 
But that is unlikely
The Orange Pest seems in position
To dictate what the legislators think
About any situation

 

Friday, May 28, 2021

AMERICAN CARNAGE PRESIDENCY

 

The party of Lincoln
Eisenhower, Reagan
Has become the party of
The Odious Orange Outrage’s
American Carnage Infatuation
 
Believers in the carnage
Seemed determined to usher it in
Through subterfuge and violence
If that’s what it takes to win

Thursday, May 27, 2021

CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH

 

Can Republicans handle the truth?
Apparently not
They’re about to nix
A Jan 6 Bipartisan Commission
Thus putting a lid on the pot

Wednesday, May 26, 2021

FUTURE ELECTIONS?

 

Will our elections
Ever again be uncontroversial?
Or has the Orange Hoax permanently poisoned
This fundamental political ritual?
 
The really troubling thing is
How quickly and completely
A large number of citizens
Has bought into the Hoax’s duplicity

Tuesday, May 25, 2021

AFTER FIVE DAYS, FINALLY


The Republican hierarchy
Finally found its voice
Saying Marjorie Taylor Greene’s words
Were not a proper choice
 
It took the hierarchy
Five full days
To work up the courage
To risk the Orange Hoax’s rage
 
And the hierarchy
Only managed to act
On the day the nation was distracted
By the news a grand jury
was on the Hoax’s back 

Monday, May 24, 2021

MARJORIE STRIKES AGAIN

 

Marjorie Taylor Greene
Is back in the headlines
Comparing masks to the Holocaust
Exciting her mob’s minds
 
The Republican Party hierarchy
Naturally remains mute
Waiting for guidance
From the Holy Orange Newt

Sunday, May 23, 2021

CRYPTO CURRENCIES

 

Crypto currencies
Can make you rich
If you are a lucky
Son of a b****
 
But if your luck
Is pretty much so-so
Playing the crypto game
Might bring you low
 
The problem is
Private sector crypto currencies
Have no intrinsic worth
Their value resides with those
Who have been fantasy lovers from birth

Saturday, May 22, 2021

DEPTHS OF STUPIDITY


The Republican Party is searching
For the depths of stupidity
The pursuit of this goal
Has been conducted religiously

Friday, May 21, 2021

TALKIN' SMACK

 

Republicans are into
Talkin’ serious smack
Coming across as tough guys
With an intellectual lack
 
The Orange Hoax brought
The New York mob mentality
To governing a nation
And avoiding accountability

Thursday, May 20, 2021

RAISE THE VOTING AGE

 

Republicans oppose voting unless
You are of the Caucasian race
No others welcome
Just their mostly pale base
 
Being old helps also
Maybe the voting age
Should be raised a few decades
So youngsters couldn’t engage

Wednesday, May 19, 2021

JAN 6 IS A DISTRACTION

 

The majority of Republicans
Don’t want to discover
The details of Jan 6
They’re still trying to recover
 
From the shellacking
Of the November election
How could their hero
Have received such a massive rejection?
 
The election had to be a fraud
The Hoax’s rallies were extremely large
Those thousands in attendance
Certainly weren’t a mirage
 
Focusing on the sidebar
Of January 6
Can only distract from voting recounts
Until things are properly fixed

Tuesday, May 18, 2021

AMERICA’S FRENCH REVOLUTION?

 

Kevin says no need
For a Capitol Riot investigation
It was merely some white people
Having a celebration
 
Many Trumpians contend
The participants were just exuberantly
Showing their appreciation
For the Orange Hoax’s Presidency
 
Yeah, it was merely
Democracy in action
Like when the French rabble
Had their Revolution 

Monday, May 17, 2021

MASKING

 

Mask or no-mask?
That is the question
What is the answer?
Depends on your location
 
And the mood of your
Local political leaders
Are they having a bad day?
Then mask all critters

Sunday, May 16, 2021

CYBER NINJAS

 

Cyber Ninjas
Yeah, that’s who we need
Passing judgement on elections
A conspiracy-believing breed

Saturday, May 15, 2021

FILL'ER UP


 Okay, the tank is full
Where does gasbuddy say
The next fill-up point
Will be today?

Trying to stay within range
Of a full tank of gas
Is like launching
A Hail-Mary pass

Friday, May 14, 2021

JOB FOR MARJORIE

 

Marjorie Taylor Greene
Is quite a piece of work
She sees badgering Democrats
As an enjoyable job perk
 
The Republican Party should
Find something for her to do
Maybe harassing chimpanzees
At the National Zoo

Thursday, May 13, 2021

SOMETIME YOU MAKE A MISTAKE

 

Every now and then
America makes a mistake
One occurred in 2016
When it elected the Orange Snake
 
Much of the population
Now realizes its error
The Republican Party, however
Is quivering in terror
 
Afraid to rouse
The Snake’s ire
Accepting his lies
Hoping to avoid
His line of fire

Wednesday, May 12, 2021

REPUBLICAN PARTY FUTURE


The party that’s going to hell
Was once a national establishment
The home of intellectual conservatism
And now a national embarrassment
 
Can it recover?
Or is the best solution
To start a third party
And depart the devastation?

Tuesday, May 11, 2021

BIG TENT


Kevin McCarthy says
The Republican Party is
The big tent party
Well, you need a big tent
To house an enormous bloviating
Anti-democracy Orange Elephant

Monday, May 10, 2021

TRUMPIANS AND TECHNOLOGY

 

Most Trumpians are
Technological goobers
They don’t understand how things work
Just rely on social media rumors
 
Thus conspiracy theories
Are how they view the world
Everything’s against them
But they’re happy in their peril
 
Modern day voting?
Way beyond their comprehension
Thus if they lose an election
Fraud was obviously the causation

Sunday, May 09, 2021

GOOD WORK IF YOU CAN GET IT

 

The Orange Hoax has
The ideal situation
He has zero responsibilities
And a base giving unrestrained adulation
 
He found governing
To be a bore
But he loved coming through
The White House door
 
He thoroughly enjoys
Ranting and raving
Which he can do now
With no consequences intruding

Saturday, May 08, 2021

AMERICAN INDIVIDUALISM

 

American individualism
Has been rejected
By a Republican Party element
That feels disrespected
 
The members have found comfort
In embracing a huckster
Who attacks opponents
With outrageous bluster

Friday, May 07, 2021

AMERICA FIRST TOUR

 

Believe the Orange Hoax
Won the election?
Think traditional Republicans
Are bad for the nation?
 
Then join Matt and Marjorie
On their America First Tour
Help them manipulate
The lowest common denominator

Thursday, May 06, 2021

THE ONE-EIGHTY PARTY

 

What’s a one-eighty?
When you’re heading in one direction
Then abruptly turn in the opposite
With exacting precision
 
Like Kevin McCarthy
Condemning the Orange Hoax’s
Incitement of insurrection
And then heading to Mar-a-Lago
For a fawning conversation
 
Or Elise Stefanik
Going from moderate Republican
To a kowtowing hard-core
Boot-licking Trumpian

Wednesday, May 05, 2021

THE EMPEROR SPEAKS

 

The Orange Emperor indicated
“I want her gone”
His toadies responded
“Yes, Your Lordship, it will be done”
 
So much for
The home of the brave
Republicans have descended
Into a dark cave

Tuesday, May 04, 2021

RUBBERMAN

 

Kevin McCarthy
Is definitely a Rubberman
He has no solidness
Without help he cannot stand
 
He contorts and distorts
Slouches and slumps
Slides and glides
Oozes over the bumps
 
Sort of like
The Republican Party overall
No principles other than
Worshiping the Orange Hairball

Monday, May 03, 2021

TRUMPIANS


Americans pride themselves
On being free and independent
Trumpians pride themselves
On kowtowing to an Orange incompetent

Sunday, May 02, 2021

21st CENTURY’S FIRST TWO DECADES

 

The 21st Century’s
First two decades
Had human-caused disasters
In spades
 
9/11 was the start
Middle Eastern extremists
Worked themselves into a frenzy
And attacked
People of the West
 
Then Bush2
Invaded Iraq
An action he probably
Would like to have back
 
The final blow
To his Administration
Was the economic slump
Known as the Great Recession
 
This produced
The tea party phenomenon
Which accelerated the Republican Party’s
Decades long decline
 
Which in turn led to
The devastating presidency
Of The Orange Hoax
And his incompetent cadre
 
And at the end of the two decades
The covid pandemic came onboard
Exposing The Hoax
As a world-class fraud
 
So two decades down
Eight to go
Most of us won’t be around
For the whole show

Saturday, May 01, 2021

MR. REPUBLICAN GETS BOOED

 

New evidence that
The Republican Party has become third rate
Utah Republicans booed Mitt Romney
Once Mr. Republican incarnate