TRUMP IN HIS POCKET

Russian Boss Vladimir Putin

Has tRump in his pocket

If the Orange Hoax doesn’t kowtow

Putin crams the Hoax’s tiny fingers

Into a light socket

What has Putin got on tRump?

Or is it simply that

The Hoax is enamored

Of the Russian autocrat?

If the Odious Orange Outrage

Loses the election

Will he move to Russia

To avoid U.S. prosecution?