BUSINESS MOGUL? APPARENTLY NOT

 

According to the New York Times
The Orange Hoax is in addition
A Financial Hoax extraordinaire
And deserving of much derision
 
No wonder he ran for President
Creditors were just a step away
He was basically a pauper
And was living day to day
 
He needed a roof over his head
The White House was a possibility
A free place to live
With benefits aplenty
 
It was either the White House
Or a park bench
He rolled the dice
And is now behind the White House fence
 
(With a shoutout to KR)