PUTIN AND tRUMP

Putin gave tRump a call

Saying not to worry

Election meddling wasn’t his thing

Just ask the tooth fairy

tRump thanked him profusely

Saying Putin was upfront to the core

After all, he had a KGB diploma

Which you don’t buy at just any store

Putin then said

“Good call putting that guy Grenell

In control of your intelligence apparatus

With just a little training

He’ll quickly be at the top of the class”

Putin closed with

“We’ve still got your pee-pee tape

Saving it for when there might be a need

To have a few laughs

And wish you Godspeed”