DJ AND INTEL, NOT A GOOD FIT

The Intel people told tRump

The Russians were election meddling

tRump got real mad

And said Putin denied such peddling

The Intel people told Bernie

The Russians were election meddling

Bernie got real mad

And said the Russians were evil pursuing

What are we voters supposed

To make of such opposite reacting?

Maybe that tRump is at best a Doofus

And at worst to a traitor transitioning