With competing celebrations
The July Fourth holiday
Won’t be a fuzzy bore
But is shaping up quite excitingly
At one end of the Mall will be The Donald
At the other end a star-studded show
In between will be a nation
Wondering which way to go
The National Emergency will yell
“Are you great Americans with me?”
The star-studded show will answer “No”
The National Emergency will reply “In that case
I’m gonna make Iran glow”
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