The National Emergency
Is a Micromanager in Chief
He agonizes over trivia
While ignoring the beef
For his border wall
He spends time debating
Bars versus slats
Snakes versus bats
Bollards versus spikes
Drones versus kites
Concrete versus steel
Mines versus a banana peel
He wants to move the fireworks
For the July Fourth celebration
From the National Mall
To a golf course of his creation
It won’t be long before he tackles
A national dress code
For men coats and ties
For women cleavage and thighs
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