Saturday, February 23, 2019

URGES


Robert Kraft says he’s innocent
The National Emergency is persuaded
And besides, it was only paying for sex
A crime much overrated

The National Emergency understands those urges
Used to have them his own self
Then he got old and obese
So now it’s just fries, burgers, and golf

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous9:42 AM

    WOW, Cranky is getting better and better. Orange Pumpkin is no one's sex idol even though he may characterize himself as that...what say you small hands?

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