What can be said
About Cranky’s native state
Other than “Opps”
There must be a mistake
Perhaps what is needed
Is a State Commission
To review all yearbooks
Since maybe even Prohibition
Find all instances
Of racial and gender insensitivity
Identify those involved
And raise their taxes significantly
Appeared in Black Face?
Then your standard deduction
Is summarily eliminated
That’ll teach you a lesson
And also greatly expand
The state’s tax coffers
Because bad judgement in the Old Dominion
Is as ubiquitous as bad golfers
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