Remember a few years back when neocons—neoconservatives—were
all the rage? Remember the large role they played in getting the nation into
those little skirmishes in Iraq and Afghanistan? Well, they certainly seem few
and far between today. A handful are still around: Bill Kristol, Charles
Krauthammer, Laura Ingraham, for example. Dick Cheney still sounds off
occasionally. But by and large they seem to be lying low.
Which on one hand is a pity, because their
willingness to throw military might at a situation could contribute to the
backing the President seeks before delivering a bit of punishment to Bashar
al-Assad for using chemical weapons, a punishment that definitely should be
delivered.
But on the other hand, those neocons
weren’t the most rational people. Their answer to most problems in the foreign
affairs arena boiled down to us kicking the snot out of some country or group.
Winning hearts and minds was not their thing. Their attitude was, “Grab ‘em by
the gonads. The hearts and minds will follow.”
And the “us” that was to do the snot
kicking wasn’t necessarily them, safely ensconced in their think tanks,
literary havens, political positions, and the like. The “us” was the sons and
daughters of ordinary Americans. As Mr. Cheney once said about the five
military deferments he received in the sixties (Vietnam, remember?), “I had
other priorities.”
Moreover, the neocons weren’t very good
on the details of snot-kicking. Just throw some troops at the problem. We’ll
think about goals, objectives, strategy, and stuff later. They were sort of the
opposite of Teddy Roosevelt’s “speak softly and carry a big stick.” They were
more “scream loudly ‘til the other guy quits.” Only the other guy can often
outlast the inept application of military power.
So most of us won’t miss the neocons. They
were fun while they lasted, but all good things must end. Now we can turn for
entertainment to those rising laugh-a-minute libertarians. It’s like your
favorite TV show went off the air but this new one definitely has
possibilities.