Wednesday, October 10, 2012

ROMNEY AND CHENEY SIMILARITIES

Mr. Mitt and former Vice President Dick Cheney have several thinks in common.

) Mr. Mitt and the Dickster each avoided the draft during the Vietnam War through five (5) deferments. In their defense, it wasn’t exactly a fun war.

) Mr. Mitt and the Dickster have unusual but similar ways of treating companions. The Dickster once shotgunned a hunting companion in the face, neck, and upper torso. The companion survived. Mr. Mitt once strapped a container with his dog Seamus to the top of the family vehicle for a twelve-hour ride. Seamus also survived.

) Mr. Mitt and the Dickster are both of the neocon persuasion, meaning they favor an in-your-face aggressive foreign policy that results mainly in irritating the rest of the world. But maybe that’s the point.

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