EARLY VOTING: REALLY SUCH A GOOD IDEA?

Early voting has become a big part of the election of 2012. More and more states are jumping on the bandwagon, either allowing early voting without restrictions or loosening the restrictions on absentee ballots. The later path, being followed in Virgina for one, is creating a number of fibbers as voters claim they have to vote early because they will be away from their homes on election day, when in reality they won't. What if the election in Virginia is close and one side or the other starts going after likely fibbers to have their ballots disqualified and their persons fined, jailed, or whatever?

Can't happen, you say? Then you haven't been paying much attention to recent American electoral history.

But early voting of any sort−whether without restrictions or with just the loosening of absentee ballot restrictions−poses another problem that might cause significant problems. What if after voting early for a candidate you learn of some really nefarious thing about him or her, so nefarious that you want to take back your vote. The right, of course, would give you its version of such a vote changer: the discovery that Barack's Hawaii birth certificate was a fake.

On the other hand, Mr. Mitt might have some things in his past that could be vote changers. Evidence has already surfaced that in his youth Mr. Mitt was something of a bully, on one occasion even forcibly shaving the head of an individual who was not part of the in-crowd at a highfalutin prep school. But there are other possibilities. Maybe Mr. Mitt was born in Mexico, the birthplace of his father, and the Michigan birth certificate is fake.

Or maybe during his time as a missionary in France he experienced a bit more French "culture" than he is letting on. Or maybe a lot more French "culture," if you catch my drift. Maybe, just maybe, mind you, he drank wine and coffee, smoked disgusting French cigarettes, and had a fling with Catherine Deneuve. Just speculating.

Anyway, this early voting thing has the potential for significant problems, maybe not in this election, but the future goes on for a long time. Someday many decades from now, early voting might install a candidate in office who was shown before the end of the voting period to be a liar, scoundrel, or worse. That future generation would look back to this time and ask, "How could those clowns come up with such a ludicrous idea as early voting?"