OVERTURN THE ELECTION

The Orange Hoax made a statement
That Mike Pence let him down
Mike could have “overturned the election”
But he failed to do so
Denying the Hoax the Presidential crown
 
Thus the Hoax confessed
That overturning the election
Was his aim
Alleging voter fraud was just
A means to the end game

BAN THE BIBLE

 

The book banning crowd
Is getting pretty rough
Don’t want the kids
Exposed to bad stuff
 
Wonder what book
Might be next to fail the test?
Maybe the Bible
With its violence and sex
Including incest

IRS IS WATCHING

 

The IRS is expanding
Its use of facial authentication
Which maybe is a bit too much
Privacy invasion
 
“Didja get a load
Of Taxpayer Sally?”
“Yeah, her return is a mess
But she’s a real hottie”

IS CONFLICT INEVITABLE?

 

Ukraine, Taiwan
Is the world really on the cusp
Of some national leader
Doing stupid stuff?
 
Is conflict inevitable?
Is it something in our genes?
Deep down inside
Are we really just violent machines?

YOUNGKIN AND DEMOCRACY

 

Libertarian Glenn Youngkin
Is declaring war on local government
Who he apparently suspects
Is the source of much devilment
 
He’s starting with school boards
Those insidious organizations
Products of, oh the horror
Democratic elections

DID JOE CLEAR WITH MITCH?

 

Mitch is licking his chops
A challenge has arisen
A pending Supreme Court vacancy
In which the Senate will make a decision
 
Republicans are not in control
But they aren’t down by much
If Mitch could get a few Dems
He could have a really great lunch

ANTI-MASKERS IN VIRGINIA

 

Anti-maskers in Virginia
Are getting really unruly
Yelling, screaming, threatening
Acting the anti-social bully
 
Don’t wanna wear a mask?
Then tape your runny nose
Stuff a rag in your mouth
And like Moby Dick the whale
Yell thar’ she blows!

TUCKER LOVES M&Ms

 

While many males
Seek the aid of pornography
All Tucker Carlson needs
Is M&M candy
 
He sneaks into the bathroom
With a box of M&Ms
When his spouse asks, “Tucker,
What are you doing in there?”
He responds, “Uh, I’m just giving
The green one some air”

WHAT ARE REPUBLICANS FOR?

 

If you believe in lower taxes
A strong defense
And limited but competent government
Where do you find a home
In today’s political environment?
 
Certainly not with Republicans
Who have lost all interest in policy
In their myopic effort
To destroy the Biden Presidency
 
No America first
For today’s Republicans
It’s party before country
For these intellectual shamans

MOM WITH GUNS

 

“Every single gun
Loaded and ready”
Was what a school board heard
From a Virginia lady
 
Yeah, the Old Dominion
Has some tough characters
Although a few of them
Are a bit bonkers

MITCH’S AMERICANS

 

Mitch has a limited view
Of who are Americans
Apparently included are
Only bona fide Caucasians
 
But let’s give Mitch a break
He’s well along in years
And those puffy frog-like jowls
Most likely hinder the conversion
Of thoughts to nouns and vowels

TALKING HEAD QUIBBLINGS

 

The Talking Heads
Were in their element today
In yesterday’s presser
Joe gave them plenty
With which to play
 
Joe has a way with words
Ambling, rambling, meandering
Giving plenty of ammunition
For “Gotcha” by those commentating

JOE'S PRESSER

 

Joe gave it a shot
Much more than an hour
Back and forth with the press
At least he wasn’t a liar
 
He coulda done better
But he coulda done worst
He gave many meandering answers
But he didn't curse
 
Naturally the talking heads
Have dissected the weak points
But give Joe a break
He’s old and has creaky joints

5G

Will 5G eat your flight?

That is a question

AT&T and Verizon

Don’t want to highlight

AT&T and Verizon
Have invested a lot
Including ugly new poles

near your residential flower plot

NOTE TO JOE

 

Joe, you barely have
House and Senate majorities
Lower your expectations
Acknowledge your vulnerabilities
 
Or else Mitch and his crew
Won’t give you win one
They’ll just taunt you
While having lots of fun

NO CRT IN VIRGINIA SCHOOLS

New Virginia Governor Youngkin
On Fox News Sunday
Clarified his position
On critical race theory
 
There are no courses
In Virginia schools
Labeled Critical Race Theory
But there are nebulous tools
 
To elaborate on the Gov’s analysis
Those tools result in unpleasant topics
That aggravate a group of
Don’t-tread-on-me relics 

BLIZZARDO DIABLO

 

Snow on the way
One to three inches
Two to four inches
Not really enough
For snow-loving Grinches

BIDEN AGENDA

 

Republicans, Manchin
And Sinema
Have stymied
Biden’s agenda
 
Can Joe rebound?
Maybe if he stops
Demanding the sky
And settles for
Small pieces of the pie

FILIBUSTER THIS

 

The filibuster used to be
Difficult to apply
Now all it takes
Is a blink of an eye
 
Consequently it has become
A roadblock to democracy
A way for the minority
To completely stymie the majority

MORON

 

A hot mic catches Dr. Fauci
Calling a Senator a moron
The thing is the Senate
Most definitely has more than one
 
Marshall, Paul, Johnson
Cruz, Graham, Hawley
Are among those qualifying
For the Senate’s moron family