BLACK-HEARTED EVIL WOMAN

 

Lauren Boebert
Will not be restrained
She insists her sister Congresswoman
Needs to be shamed
 
Black-hearted evil woman
Is Boebert’s phrase
Characterizing Representative Omar
As the political storms blaze
 
Meanwhile Kevin McCarthy
Just stands aside
Afraid of offending
The Orange Hoax’s tribe

SPENDING AND DEBT

 

Government running out of money
Debt ceiling approaching
The usual year-end chaos
Thanks to political maneuvering
 
Are quibbling, quarreling, inept politicians
Reflections of our society
Or just the price we must pay
For living in a democracy?

WHERE’S THE ORANGE HOAX?

 

This weekend the Orange Hoax
has not been much in the news
Adjusting to the lack of chaos
Has given many the blues
On the other hand
It’s been nice to restfully snooze

COLLEGE FOOTBALL WELCOMES OMICRON

 

Michigan upset Ohio State
Thousands were in the stadium
Not a mask in sight
Just raucous pandemonium
 
The new covid variant
From South Africa
Was flying overhead
Like a hungry tarantula
 
Similarly Auburn and Alabama
Wisconsin and Minnesota
Georgia Tech and Georgia
Virginia Tech and Virginia
All offered a feast
For the viral beast

WITCHES OF WASHINGTON

 

The Dems have the Squad
So not to be outdone
Republicans have produced
The Witches of Washington
 
Led my Lauren Boebert
And Marjorie Taylor Greene
The Witches of Washington
Are capturing the scene
 
A target at the moment
Is House Speaker McCarthy
A deer in the headlights
For the Witches and their posse

THANKSGIVING

 

In honor of Thanksgiving
Let’s take a break
From politicking
 
Oh what the heck, let’s not
Politicking is fun
Particularly when your target is
The Orange Hoax and Don Jr the prodigal son

THE SOVIETIZATION OF AMERICA

 

The comrades of the TRump party
Are determined to Sovietize the nation
Anyone lacking their group think
Must undergo political indoctrination
 
Matt Gaetz, Lauren Boebert
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Will oversee the process
Of turning you into
A robotic mental mess

COURT CASES AS POLITICAL THEATER

 

Court cases have recently become
Entertainment for the masses
And also battle grounds
For political jackasses
 
Self-defense as

A legal justification
Is becoming dependent
On political affiliation
Of the victim, the actor,
The observer, and the commentator

NEW YORK GOVERNORS

 

Governor Cuomo of New York
Is a sexual harasser
So concludes an investigation
Leaving his legacy a disaster
 
What is it with
New York Governors?
Two decades ago
There was Giuliani
Who after a moment of glory
Ended up a TRump groupie

COMPETITION FOR THE HOAX

 

Governor Ron DeSantis in Florida
Has become a matter of concern
For the Orange Hoax
And his possible White House return
 
The Hoax senses a rival
To be countered aggressively
By whatever means that
He views as necessary
 
Another developing rival
Is New Jersey’s Chris Christie
Someone not likely to enter the fray
Is Ted Cruz the Texan
Who fell to the Big Bird of prey

GUNS FOR ALL

 

A lesson from the Wisconsin case
Is all citizens need to be armed
You never know when a mob
Will seek to do you harm
 
Open carry is preferable
A monster gun is best
One that can devastate a city block
Will put your mind at rest
 
The nation’s Founding Fathers
Surely envisioned this
When they put the Second Amendment
On the Bill of Rights’ list

PARENTS AND SCHOOLS

 

Terry McAuliffe lost the Governor’s race
By saying parents shouldn’t be telling schools
What they should teach
implying the absence of parental mental tools
 
But he was partly right
More than a few Dads and Moms
Are in over their heads
On any subject beyond senior proms

TED AND BIG BIRD

 

Ted Cruz is certainly cowered
By the Orange Outrage
But Big Bird is another story
Ted wants the bird caged
 
Ted, you might want to reconsider
Can’t be too careful
Big Bird, after all
Is at least your intellectual equal
 
And by the way, Ted
Your accusation that Liz Cheney
has Trump Derangement Syndrome
Falls flat coming from someone inside
The Trump Infatuation Dome

LET’S GO tRUMP

 

To many adolescent Republicans
(Which describes much of the party)
The phrase “Let’s Go Brandon”
Is hilariously funny
 
Let’s do some bipartisanship
And suggest a few “Let’s Gos” for the Hoax
Who the adolescent Republicans worship
 
Let’s Go TRump
Let’s Go Orange Lump
Let’s Go Monkey’s Rump
Let’s Go Mar-a-Lago Chump
Let’s Go Human Sump
Let’s Go Mental Slump
Let’s Go Tiny Jump
Let’s Go Large Dump
Let’s Go Can't Hump

KEVIN AND GOSAR THE AVATAR

 

Kevin McCarthy defends
Whack-job Gosar the Avatar
Kevin does not think the Arizonian
Took his Avatar too far
 
Whack-job himself
Doesn’t appear perturbed
But then his own siblings
Think he’s a weird bird

BIFURCATION NATION?

 

Much to the distress
Of TRrump Republicans
Some Republican Americans
Attended the Infrastructure signing
As if this was one nation
And not a threatened bifurcation

KAMALA AND JOE

 

Between Kamala and Joe
Is there tension?
Or are certain media folks
Merely stirring up dissension?
 
Kamala just had
A great trip to France
Maybe the media trolls
Should ease up with their rants

SENATOR HAWLEY WHIMPERS

 

I’m an American man
Senator Josh Hawley says
American men need fixing
Speak for yourself Josh
You’re the one whimpering

INDICTMENT FOR STEVE

 

Merrick Garland comes through
Steve Bannon receives an indictment
Dems and the media can barely
Contain their excitement
 
A more deserving recipient
Could hardly be found
Unless it’s the Hoax himself
Will his turn come ‘round?

JUDGE DISSES ORANGE HOAX

 

“Presidents are not kings
And Plaintiff is not President”
So stated a Federal District Judge
About the former White House resident
 
Will the Appellate Court agree?
And then the Supremes?
And how long will this take?
As the Orange Hoax preens and screams