ONLY HE CAN FIX IT

Hurricane in the South

Pandemic all over

Violence in the cities

Economy struggling to recover

And who has the answers?

The Odious Orange Outrage

Just give him four more years

And he will turn the page

Bringing the nation peace

Prosperity and health

And maybe a big basket

Of really good other stuff

Four years ago he said

Only he could fix it

He fixed it alright

By putting the nation in

A deep dark pit

MELANIA NOT IN TUNE

This time Melania didn’t plagiarize

She gave a commendable presentation

Expressing empathy for covid victims

And pleading for less political vituperation

Fat chance the Orange Hoax was listening

He was likely too preoccupied

Thinking up more nasty names

For the Dems on the other side

Indeed Melania was a voice in the wilderness

Saying reasonable things

Not like most of the rest

Who spoke like autocratic kings

KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE

Kimberly Guilfoyle

Brought it in heavy

Rambling, ranting, raving

For slash and burn she was ready

With exuberance and passion

She laid it on the line

Vote against Joe Biden

Or the nation won’t be worth a dime

The fate of the country

Is what’s at stake

At least that’s Kimberly’s view

And she ain’t no snowflake

Besides, she’s dating

Donald Trump Junior

Who left his spouse

For the Fox News boomer

KELLYANNE, PLEASE DON’T GO

Kellyanne Conway’s joining the crowd

And bailing on her beloved tRump

Wonder who’s next to go

Little Ivanka Trump?

Members of his own family

Have expressed negative opinions

About the Odious Orange Outrage

And his overly loyal minions

He may win the election

And burden us four more years

We’ll just have to adjust

And drink many, many beers

BIG SISTER SPEAKS

The Orange Hoax’s big sister

Cut loose on her little bro

Accusing of phoniness, cruelty, lying

And SATs taken by a guy named Joe

Hoax will be pulling out

All the stops this week

Striving for a blockbuster show

That sends the Dems up the creek

He’s planning to speak

Each and every day

The mere thought of such over-exposure

Makes you wanna pray

THUGS AT THE POLLS

Thugs “guarding” the polls

Taking copious notes

Nasty looking people

Might curtail the votes

Attacking the essence of democracy

That seems to be tRump’s game

He’s setting up that essence

If needed to take the blame

If the voters throw him out

After four years of his chaos

His ego will require a disaster

That threatens the entire house

ANOTHER TRUMPER TO THE SLAMMER?

Talk about sinking far

tRump’s one time cohort

The illustrious Hokie Steve Bannon

Is charged with fraudulent conduct

He and several pals

To build tRump’s border wall

Collected 25 million bucks

But allegedly a chunk of the money

Illegally went for their own yucks

Meanwhile, the Orange Hoax apparently

Plans to flood voting places

With law enforcement personnel

To intimidate non-white races

Between voter intimidation

And shutting down the mail

The Odious Orange Outrage

Should either win or go to jail

WHACKOS FINDING A HOME

Far right whack-jobs

Are coming outta the woodworks

Many Republicans are

Afraid to call them jerks

There’s a Georgia Congressional candidate

Marjorie Taylor Greene

She’s bought into QAnon

Seeking to be a conspiracy queen

The Orange Hoax calls her

A future Republican Star

The party of Lincoln, Eisenhower, Reagan

Has sunk pretty darn far

Q him/herself

Has volunteered to show her around

If she wins her election

And comes to DC town

SENATE INTEL COMMITTEE, BUT FIRST. . .

There once was an autocrat named tRump

Our Postal Service he would dump

We fell once for his siren song

On November 3 let’s tell him he’s gone

The Senate Intelligence Committee

A bipartisan respected organization

Reports that the Russkies did indeed

Interfere in the 2016 election

And are actively engaged in

The current election cycle

Supporting tRump’s efforts

To become an autocrat idyll

(With a shoutout to CC)

OVER HIS HEAD

Michelle Obama hit

The nail on the head

The Odious Orange Outrage

Is in way over his head

In his private sector days

He covered his incompetence and corruption

By lying, slipping, sliding and

Here and there a bankruptcy reorganization

As President, however

Bankruptcy is not an option

His incompetence and corruption

Are borne directly by the nation

SUBURBAN HOUSEWIVES

Where can I find me

One of tRump’s suburban housewives

These modern assertive women

Give me the hives

Oh for the good ol’ days

When women wore aprons and high heels

And spent their time in the kitchen

Preparing the meals

tRump is planning fireworks

for his nomination acceptance speech

entertaining the nation

is the only goal he has reached

WHO’S MAILING VOTING STUFF?

A large number of American voters

Are being mailed voting solicitations

Many do not realize

These aren’t official communications

They are efforts by

Non-government groups

Including political parties

Looking for dupes

Such a solicitation is really

Aimed at voting registration

Which in the past has required

Voter-initiated participation

So if you receive

A confusing bit of mail

About voter registration

Maybe you should get off your butt

And contact your

Official local voting organization

Q HERE

Q has some instructions

For his/her intellectually challenged followers

If you are seeking truth

Fork over some dollars

Send a contribution

To the charity of your choosing

On second thought choosing

You will likely find confusing

So instead send fifty bucks

To the ASPCA

Save a poor puppy

Rather than cause more social disarray

And when that Republican Congressional candidate

From Georgia comes to town

Q will meet her at the airport

And show her around

SUPPRESS THE VOTE!

Yeah, the fewer votes the better

Keep voters from the polling place away

Make impossible voting through the mail

Citizens should stay home on election day

tRump wants voting limited

to his voters only

you other citizens

can go ride a pony

The Postal Inspector General

Has started an investigation

So how long before tRump

Fires the IG for insubordination?

BIRTHER REVIVAL, AND THE POST OFFICE

Fueling the Orange Hoax’s political rise

Was a birther conspiracy about Obama

Now the Hoax is intrigued by a similar conspiracy

Developing around VP candidate Kamala

And tRump has ‘fessed up that

He wants the Postal Service done

If the Service is kaput

Voting by mail won’t be much fun

The Hoax’s attack on the Post Office and

His embrace of another birther conspiracy

Gives him a leading chapter

In sleazy political history

KAMALA GETS FOX IN A DITHER

Tucker Carlson got into a thing

About Kamala Harris’s name

How is Kamala pronounced?

He wanted to make it a game

Best tread lightly, Tucker

Your name is very tempting

Replacing the “T” with a Fox News “F”

Would result in much guffawing

tRump’s presser on Wednesday was

A repetitive mix of “successes” and allegations

All of which were questionable

And many just fabrications

KAMALA GETS THE NOD

The Odious Orange Hoax called

Kamala Harris “nasty”

One of his favorite words

About women he finds a tad testy

Kamala will now be attacked

Relentlessly and unmercifully

By bigots, racists, and Republicans

Words sometimes used interchangeably

The Orange One praised VP Pence

But you could tell he was thinking

“Nikki Haley, Nikki Haley

Is it too late for changing?”

UNCONSTITUTIONAL SLOP

“Unconstitutional slop” was the output

Of a tRump weekend signature party

As described by a Republican Senator

The party being at a golf club in Jersey

Meanwhile, the order was apparently given

“slow down the mail”

Particularly election mail

Or you’ll go to jail

Neither rain nor snow

Nor dark of night

Unless tRump’s postal appointee

Says “losing some mail is alright”

REPUBLICAN DILEMMA

A Republican with a modicum of integrity

Needs to ask himself or her

What if the Odious Orange Outrage

Is reelected in November?

Could our Constitutional system survive

Four more years of near autocracy

Deep corruption and general incompetency

Without imploding significantly?

Meanwhile, on TV senior economic advisor

Larry “Wrong A Lot” Kudlow

Showed appalling ignorance about

The Orange Hoax’s mathematical judo

TAKING DOWN THE GOVERNMENT

The Orange Hoax wants to dismantle Congress

Signing executive orders right and left

Next on the agenda

Sending the Supreme Court a farewell gift

His goal is to eliminate

Constitutional checks and balances

He wants total power

So no one can impeded his ravages

Living Americans are experiencing

The most incompetent, corrupt President in history

How they respond in November

Will determine if they can rise from this misery

MARK STOMPS OUT

Nancy says Mark Meadows

Slammed the table and walked out

Thus the covid relief efforts temporarily

Ended with a whimper and not a shout

Mark is an original

Tea party maverick

Representing backwoods of North Carolina

And is a lover of havoc

Indeed, that describes

The tRump approach to governing

Create a little havoc

And enjoy the resulting rioting

CORONAVIRUS BROADCASTER

The Odious Orange Hoax

Is a coronavirus broadcaster

Politicians he’s scheduled to see

Are likely to join the covid roster

Governor DeWine of Ohio

Became a victim of the bug

As did Representative Gohmert of Texas

Both just prior to receiving

The Hoax’s hello hug

As for the Hoax himself

He seems covid immune

Perhaps that’s because

He’s not really a human

CHILDREN VIRTUALLY IMMUNE

The Odious Orange Hoax

Wants to accept his nomination

From the Oval Office in the White House

Which would be a political and legal abomination

tRump says children

Are virtually immune from coronavirus

Which appears to be fake science

Espoused by the Orange Rhinoceros

You say that’s not a fair

Description of our President?

Have you seen the guy on the golf course?

A Rhinoceros is definitely present

“IT IS WHAT IT IS”

The Orange Master of Empathy

Gave his thoughts on the pandemic’s effect

“It is what it is”

Sounding as if he just lost a small bet

And besides, John Lewis did not attend

The Orange Hoax’s inauguration

A slight the Hoax considers

An insult requiring vilification

In his coronavirus briefings

The Orange Hoax throws out

A wide array of numbers

That he obviously knows little about

He calls them all “great”

But he uses the word indiscriminately

Applying it right and left to whatever

Has momentarily grabbed his fancy

TIKTOK, AND PATHETIC DR. BIRX

tRump has become involved in

The sale of the Chinese app TIKTOK

A high tech matter well above

His meager mental stock

On Saturday and Sunday

As coronavirus raged

The Odious Orange Hoax

Was in his protective golfing cage

Dr. Birx says the virus is

“Extraordinarily widespread”

The Orange Hoax responds

“I think we’re doing very well”

And in addition, Dr. Birx

You’re “pathetic” as hell

THREE MONTHS TO ELECTION

Republicans are considering a closed convention

As in closed to outside eyes

That means no media

Who indeed they despise

So transparency in government

Is another victim of tRump

He and his cronies are giving

Democracy the middle finger thump

The election is three months from Monday

Three months for the Odious Orange One

To rattle the nation’s foundations

Just to have a little fun

HURRICANE A'COMING

Hurricane coming ashore

Hope tRump is ready

With his towel roll jump shot

And his aim is steady

Republicans are beginning to show

A tiny bit of back bone

Not much mind you

Mostly a slightly different tone

The party’s future

Is not very bright

Recovery from the Orange Covid

Will not likely happen overnight

VOTE FOR ME OR ELSE

The Odious Orange Hoax

Continues his attacks on

The nation’s electoral process

He wants mail-in-voting gone

He’s laying the groundwork

For a nasty time at year-end

A protracted legal and political battle

Into which the nation might descend

If he lost how likely is it

That he would accept the results?

About as likely as

Him being attractive in swim trunks

In the three months between

Now and the election

We will be subject to

A ranting, raving selection

That likely will not be matched

Until a far generation

FINALLY, A FACT

After many fictions about accomplishments

The Odious Orange Hoax

Has finally done a fact

The largest quarterly GDP fall

He certainly can brag about that

So he’s no longer wholly fiction

He’s got a fact on his resume

Let’s praise him to the heavens

Golf he can now go play

His latest obsession is

A “rigged” election come November

And what would make it “rigged”?

Any loss for the Orange Pretender

ORANGE HOAX FINDS NEW MEDICAL EXPERT

Hey “Stellllaaaahhhh”

Was what Marlon Brando pleaded

In “Streetcar Named Desire”

And his call Stella sorta heeded

When tRump retweeted

Stella Immanuel’s coronavirus absurdity

He became Brando’s Stanley Kowalski

A whack-job for eternity

In short, tRump has found himself

A new medical hero

Dr. Stella and her demon sex

Has moved Fauci’s star toward zero

QUITE A DAY FOR REPUBLICANS

AG Barr verbally dueled

With the House Judiciary Committee

Arguing the fiction that

He was an independent entity

The Orange Hoax

Attempted another covid briefing

In which he pretty much retreated from

acceptance of truths in an earlier outing

And he showed his priorities

By wanting to know

Why his approval ratings

Are so very low

Meanwhile in the Senate

Mitch is losing control

The Kentucky frog is hopping

From inaction to a swamp hole

NECESSARY EVIL

Senator Cotton of Arkansas

Described slavery as a necessary evil

Sorta like for cotton the crop

A necessary evil could be the boll weevil

If this sort of thing is

What’s taught in Arkansas schools

Maybe they shouldn’t reopen

Just let the kids play in the pools

Meanwhile, the Orange Hoax

Skipped John Lewis’ Capitol Hill honors

Maybe a golf game required his presence

Or maybe he had to see some donors