ODDS AND ENDS

 

Will George Santos
Be thrown out of Congress?
Depends on how many Republicans
Support the fabulist
 
Just saw an ad on TV
For a funeral home
Switched the channel
After giving a moan
 
Putin is really into
Poisoning those he dislikes
Much easier than
Sabotaging their bikes
 
Elon Musk is striving to be
A complete jerk
Nobody achieves completeness, Elon
Not even someone
With your obnoxious smirk
You might have to settle
For a lesser perk
 
Does Nikki Haley have a shot
At burying the Orange Hoax?
Please help her, Lord
This ain’t no joke
 
Tommy the Dork Tuberville
Appears to be backing down
Although he claims he’s still against
Those wearing a “woke” gown