CHEW GUM AND WALK

 

George Santos said
He could chew gum and walk
At the same time
OK George,
There’s a line on the floor
While chewing your gum
Why don’t you follow the line
Out the door?
 
Meanwhile, classified documents may yet
Be the Orange Hoax’s downfall
Recently released records show the Hoax
Was fully informed about
Declassification protocol
Which did not include
A Presidential mental option at all