THREE STOOGES QUESTION NOMINEE

 

Ted Cruz showed his talent
For instigating controversy
Bringing to the Jackson hearing
Critical race theory
 
Say what, Ted?
Talk about catering to the base
Throw some red meat
Right in their face
 
Ted put up some cartoons
That pretty much reflected
The degree to which he is
Mentally disconnected
 
Meanwhile Lindsey had a tantrum
Ranting and raving about Gitmo
Then stormed out of the hearing
As if he had gout in the toe
 
Josh Hawley couldn’t let go
Of the topic of pornography
He actually seemed pretty turned on
Like it was his autobiography