Here’s a photo
Of Cranky’s feet
His right foot is
A tangle of toes
The left is
A site of woes
You might think
The tangled mess
Is the more painful
But that’s not the case
Inconvenient at times (shoe size)
And most definitely not chick-bait
But for six decades the tangle
Developed at a peaceful rate
The other foot, however
Was recently attacked by
One of the most painful maladies
To fall from the sky
It’s called Gout
And it can hurt like hell
Makes you wanna slam your head
Into a cast-iron bell
Of Cranky’s feet
His right foot is
A tangle of toes
The left is
A site of woes
You might think
The tangled mess
Is the more painful
But that’s not the case
Inconvenient at times (shoe size)
And most definitely not chick-bait
But for six decades the tangle
Developed at a peaceful rate
The other foot, however
Was recently attacked by
One of the most painful maladies
To fall from the sky
It’s called Gout
And it can hurt like hell
Makes you wanna slam your head
Into a cast-iron bell
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