McCONNELL ROASTS TRUMP

 

Mitch demolished the Orange Hoax
Verbally destroying him
Ran him up a tree
And sawed off his limb
 
But, you asked
He voted to acquit
If he felt so strongly
Why didn’t he find guilt?
 
Good question, and his answers were
Unsatisfactory at best
He just rambled on and on
On a technicality quest
 
The important question is
Will other Republicans come forward
With repudiations of the Hoax
Or will they cower in the corner
Deflecting inquiries with jokes?