Monday, November 18, 2019

INDECISIVE COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF


He’s gonna restrict vaping
Well, maybe not
He’s gonna control gun proliferation
Well, maybe not
He’s gonna do whatever
Well, maybe not

Wow, talk about indecisive!
The Odious Orange Outrage
Has flatlined the needle
Of the indecisiveness gage

The guy probably can’t even decide
Whether to brush teeth or hair
He just stares in the mirror
Scratching his underwear

Then his twitter feed rattles
And he leaps to the game
Using a hairbrush on his dentures
And a toothbrush on his mane

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