DARN

The next G-7 Summit

Was shaping up as a hoot

With the Odious Orange Outrage

Making off with the loot

But darn it all

The Orange One backed down

Depriving us of entertainment

At the expense of a Florida town

Watching a herd of diplomats

Having a Trumpian blast

At Trump National Doral

Would have been a gas

Instead they’re probably headed for

A Maryland “resort” not far away

With skeeters, biting flies, snakes

And MacDonald’s three meals a day