The National Emergency is missing
His TV show The Apprentice
He got to act like a jerk
And pretend to be a menace
Well now he is a menace
A menace to law and order
To international stability
To a safe and secure border
The Constitution apparently
Means very little to him
Just a bunch of words
That interfere with government by whim
His solution to policy disputes
Is to fire a bunch of people
It worked on The Apprentice
And it got him to the national pinnacle
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