Friday, February 26, 2016

NAMES FOR THE DONALD

One of the charming innovations that The Donald has brought to the Presidential election process is drop-of-the hat name calling. Jeb is an "embarrassment." Ted is a "loser." Marco is a "choke artist." Hillary is a "marsh mallow." Mr. Mitt of 2012 fame is a "choker."

His targets have responded a little, but there is much room for improvement. If the schoolyard is the new model for electioneering, then let's get serious. Here are a few possibilities that his opponents might consider.

) Jersey Shore Reject

) Chowder Head

) Chins

) Pudgy Boy Fat Guy

) Mr. Big Talk No Substance

) The Void

) Daddy's Million Dollar Write-Off

) Tax Cheat

) Bankruptcy Aficionado

) Yuuuge Bust

) Trophy Wife Collector

Any more suggests?

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous8:16 PM

    Note to Rubio:
    Three things for certain when you decide to mud wrestle with pigs:
    1. You will get dirty.
    2. The pigs are gonna love it.
    3. After a while no one can distinguish you from the pigs.

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