One of the charming innovations that The Donald has brought to the Presidential election process is drop-of-the hat name calling. Jeb is an "embarrassment." Ted is a "loser." Marco is a "choke artist." Hillary is a "marsh mallow." Mr. Mitt of 2012 fame is a "choker."
His targets have responded a little, but there is much room for improvement. If the schoolyard is the new model for electioneering, then let's get serious. Here are a few possibilities that his opponents might consider.
) Jersey Shore Reject
) Chowder Head
) Chins
) Pudgy Boy Fat Guy
) Mr. Big Talk No Substance
) The Void
) Daddy's Million Dollar Write-Off
) Tax Cheat
) Bankruptcy Aficionado
) Yuuuge Bust
) Trophy Wife Collector
Any more suggests?
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Note to Rubio:
ReplyDeleteThree things for certain when you decide to mud wrestle with pigs:
1. You will get dirty.
2. The pigs are gonna love it.
3. After a while no one can distinguish you from the pigs.