Events of the last few days have convinced Cranky that he needs a biographer. As an exemplary federal government bureaucrat for many years, Cranky enjoyed a career that could serve as a model for aspiring young federal bureaucrats. Cranky's accomplishments are many and well-known, but a detailed biography is really the best avenue for telling the complete story, for enabling the public to fully appreciate Cranky's bureaucratic greatness.
The first requirement for Cranky's biographer is that she be a she. It is well known that in most instances the deepest communications occur between individuals of the opposite sex. And Cranky's full story will require deep communication.
Also, to avoid the loss of understanding that can occur when works are translated from one language to another, a biographer for each major language should be involved. Thus, in addition to an English biographer, there is need at the very least for a Swedish biographer, a French biographer, an Italian biographer, and an Hispanic biographer.
And then there's the Orient with its many languages and huge number of potential readers. Each language will require its own biographer.
The project is daunting but the rewards will be great. Now let's get started with selecting those biographers.
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Will hair color matter? I hear Cranky prefers blondes.
ReplyDeleteYes...but can Cranky and/or his biographer(s) come up with a title for the story as good as "All In?"
ReplyDeleteCranky definitely needs to "tell his story" and only a wide variety of blonde females can do him justice.
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