Dear Hillary:
If you want to be President of these United States, you need to cut Bill loose. He has become a colossal distraction. His ranting and raving are not being well received. He cost you beaucoup votes in South Carolina. He has people asking, “I want to put up with his enormous ego for the next four years?”
So it’s time to say to him: “Bill, I let you get away with being serviced by the fat intern. But now you are standing between me and the Presidency. It’s splitsville time for us. My lawyers will be contacting your lawyers. It’s been real.”
Sincerely,
The Cranky Old Guy
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She'll never do it because she can't survive on her own (politically or personally).
ReplyDeletemy dear hillary-
ReplyDeleteit's been real, it's been fun, but it ain't been real fun. just remember, i was first, and chelsea always liked me better.
-bill
Dear Cranky Old Guy-
ReplyDeleteIt's Hillary. I appreciate your help with Bill. He's been a handful. Maybe you could come work for me!
Best Regards,
First Female President Eva '08