CUZ THE 2ND AMENDMENT SEEZ I CAN

I own a gun cuz the 2nd Amendment seez I can.

I drive on the beach cuz the 2nd Amendment seez I can.

I smoke in restaurants cuz the 2nd Amendment seez I can.

I ignore the speed limit cuz the 2nd Amendment seez I can.

I look at porn sites on the web cuz the 2nd Amendment seez I can.

I hate people who are different than me cuz the 2nd Amendment seez I can.

I give liberals the bird cuz the 2nd Amendment seez I can.

I drive a pickup truck with big wheels cuz the 2nd Amendment seez I can.

I shoot endangered species cuz the 2nd Amendment seez I can.

I litter cuz the 2nd Amendment seez I can.

I drink and drive cuz the 2nd Amendment seez I can.

I cheat on taxes cuz the 2nd Amendment seez I can.