First, let me explain who I am. I’m a devotee of late night TV (defined as 11:30 pm to about 12 midnight, depending on the circumstances) who has long believed that you were, and are, the rightful successor to the much beloved Johnny Carson. The reasons for preferring you to Jay Leno are plentiful: you are far more witty and clever; you are much less willing to suck up to the politicians of the day; and above all, you can actually conduct an interesting and insightful interview with an intelligent guest.
But therein lies the biggest problem of your show. The quality of your guests has been on a downward spiral for many years.
Fortunately, the first 30 minutes of the show are devoted to banter with Paul and the audience, Top Ten lists, humorous video clips, the absolutely riveting “Will It Float” episodes as well as attention holding escapades in which strange objects are dropped from the top of tall buildings. Mostly sophomoric stuff, but it’s almost midnight and we welcome the silliness.
While silliness may be an acceptable condition at such an hour, guests who are totally devoid of talent, character, and intelligence cannot be tolerated at any hour of the day or night. What prompts this outburst of mine? Well, I’ve seen Paris Hilton (and other such cretins) on your show just one too many times.
Yes, occasionally you have a guest who is truly interesting to hear. They range from highly prominent politicians and major TV personalities to even a few movie stars who are interesting individuals. And, yes, I understand that the guests are there because Viacom is placing them on your show to promote other Viacom-owned businesses such as Paramount Pictures.
But I expect more from you, Dave. That wimpy Jay Leno would never stand up to a network executive and say, “Not on my show!” But you are a better person than that. You have shown on many occasions that you truly have some semblance of integrity. If you tell management that you are not going to stoop but so low, they will back down.
So come on, Dave. Stand up for your long term followers. Stand up for the integrity of your show. And above all, make Harry proud of his dad.
JBY
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"Will it Float" is reviting?!!
ReplyDeleteThe Simple Life: Americans sure do love sex and ignorance
ReplyDeleteBy Nolan Albarelli
Published: Tuesday, January 27, 2004
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Recently the ratings-starved network Fox aired The Simple Life, yet another reality television show in what seems like an endless slew. After coming off a major ratings flop with its sequel The Next Joe Millionaire, Fox was desperate.
Following Nielsen Media Research's reported 20% decline in television viewing among men between the age of 18 and 24, it appears network executives across the nation have had to put down their golf clubs and actually work, scrambling to solve this major problem. Worried over the permanent loss of such an important group, it appears the executives at Fox took aim.
The Simple Life starring Paris Hilton (daughter, princess, and now film star of the Hilton empire), along with close friend Nicole Richie (the troublesome and questionably adopted daughter of Lionel Richie), is a bull's-eye on the ratings chart.
The show yanks the girls out of their "normal habitat" in Los Angeles and throws them into Altus, Arkansas (population 817). The blue collar town (and wine capital of Arkansas) is comprised of hard-working Americans, new to both women.
Many Altus residents work three jobs to provide for their families. Workweeks that always cross the 50 hour mark. Model Americans too proud for welfare. The backbone of our nation.
Hilton and Richie get their prada panties in a pinch as soon as they step off their plane. With a careless and snobby attitude towards anybody and anything around them, the duo manage to get fired from a dairy farm the first working day of their entire lives. Throughout the series' broadcast it becomes clear that the stars do all they can to get viewers talking.
The executives know the more us simple folk talk, the higher the ratings. There's one thing execs had undoubtedly learned in 2003; shock and awe makes for the hottest thing on television.
What is Fox trying to tell Americans, life is simple in Altus, Arkansas? Arkansas residents should take this show as an insult. The direction of television right now is in a downward spiral.
We're living in a day and age when public opinion among nations across the world is shaped strongly through our film and entertainment. Shows like this are eventually aired in places never intended. It's unfortunate and serves to only further degrade the image of our country and cause.
As former President Jimmy Carter said. "It will be good for us to remember the original concept of our country, that we have to relate intimately with other nations."
Should Paris Hilton be our new boob tube spokeswoman?
Article Tools: I think that Nolan speaks for the Albarelli family, although you said it better than anyone.